"Let me use the remains 30 shillings, if I will die then let me die"

"I have cooked....I have eaten....I am full...the phone is with bundles....I don't have an exam...I finished school..I am looking for color blind, I don't want blueticks....I have not twisted....I am not yours.. .you are not me...😅😅😅 where will I release stress 😅😅"

"If ladies were good enough, Even Jesus Christ would marry"

"Nyenyua mpenzi wako na mpe mimba, watu watamaliza majina ya watoto"

"Ukweli kwamba unajitahidi haimaanishi kuwa utafanikiwa maishani. Unaweza hata kufa 💀"

"Then there a pressure from girls pretending as waiting world cup...Focus on the right balls😂😂"

"Waaah! You are forcing to lesbianism"

"Karibu Kenya pahali pa wapenzi uanzia Jambo beb" nakuizia "gasia

Taka taka na usiwai nipigia tena"😂😂😂

"Wakati mwingine unachohitaji ni msichana mnyenyekevu aliye na nyonga nzuri na tabasamu angavu".

"Do you remember when we told you that we are there and you started to argue🚮, see now we are not there either"😂

"Or may I fail to take a shower so that I may dust that exam?"🤔😂😂

"Kabla hujamsikiliza EX wako ambaye anakuomba umsamehe.

Kumbuka alikuwa akihema kwa nguvu kwa ajili ya mwanaume mwingine.

Kumbuka iliteleza na uirudishe kwa hiari. kumbuka alimwambia kwa hiari aisukume zaidi.

Usiwe mjinga"

"This coldness thinks am fatty "😪

"Nina nguvu kwa mtu mmoja naye haongeii" 😟😪😪

"Class rep is circulating the campus than Maasai cows"

"Umaskini unaeza kufanya kufikiria kwamba laini ya Airtel ni afadhali Kuliko ya Safaricom"😂